Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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