I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
tell me about the eggs
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