Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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