Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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