my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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