i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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