Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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