Swine flu. Run for my life!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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