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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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