either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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