do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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