you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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