Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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