I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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