so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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