If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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