Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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