so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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