I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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