the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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