how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
what day is it and did you see me today?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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