I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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