I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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