Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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