Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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