I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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