I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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