Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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