And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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