So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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