I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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