Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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