puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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