We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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