Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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