just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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