He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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