After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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