His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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