So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm at about main and main street
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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