Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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