Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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