We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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