Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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