All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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