Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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