miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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