Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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