i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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