Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The ass gains better be worth it
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