It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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