I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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