i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
